Too bad you can’t get abs from laughing at your own jokes, because I would have an 8 pack
ugh mums are so annoying ‘clean ur room take out the trash im worried about your mental health why is there a dead guy in the living room’ ha ha yeah ok whatever mum
maybe university isn’t a good idea
maybe becoming a tree is a good idea
next person who reblogs this is getting shot
should we just get everyone on tumblr to post the werdest shit we have to scare away yahoo
im looking at you Sherlock fandom.