petparent:

Too bad you can’t get abs from laughing at your own jokes, because I would have an 8 pack 

(via twelve-thirtyeight)

bigstupidbaby:

ugh mums are so annoying ‘clean ur room take out the trash im worried about your mental health why is there a dead guy in the living room’ ha ha yeah ok whatever mum

(via k-i-r-a-n)

confessionsofanerd:

teashoesandhair:

221cbakerstreet:

everybody wants morgan freeman to narrate their life but I want five sassy singing lady muses

I want Morgan Freeman to narrate most of it and the five sassy singing lady muses to step in and perform catchy yet narratively sound musical numbers when it gets too serious

^ sounds like a plan
nativelalalander:

drippingacidd:

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lightrup:

duhavin:

lightrup:

lightrup:

maybe university isn’t a good idea

maybe becoming a tree is a good idea

next person who reblogs this is getting shot

shoot me

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jordan-has-lost-his-mind:

should we just get everyone on tumblr to post the werdest shit we have to scare away yahoo

im looking at you Sherlock fandom.

(via thedoctorsaidiwasbrilliant)

gdayidjits:

Cas stop putting things in your belly, goddamit.
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